2. Cannon Hygiene - Air Jet
This cumbersome wretch lumbers forth like the gargantuan love child of James Dyson and his fridge. We all knew that Dyson’s mind-combusting-re-design of the dryer would be chased by tawdry pretenders such as this, and we were all right.
Hey, Cannon’s addition of a 0.8l drain tank for excess liquid, and the downright unfathomably low 650W power usage can not be trouser-wiped. But all the stat-chat on the blogosphere is just hot air when you consider this simple fact: it’s uglier than a used tube of Anusol.